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Berlin Diary, Day 1

  • Oct. 1st, 2007 at 10:52 PM
dude!, Chibi-wa, Heisse!, Apple TV, Porn Sausage, The Hoff!, Mackintosh, Dopey Avatar, Buster 2, Valkyrie, Derriere de 'Ho, Yelena, GOTH as FUCK, Domo-Kun, 69, Buster, Ed, Eugene, Cthulhu, Spike, Ellie Dee, Let's Jam
Well, here I am, soaking up the free wifi in a hotel lobby in Berlin. Tres global glamour! It would probably be more enjoyable if I didn't feel like someone had reamed out my ears with a wire brush, but them's the breaks, I guess, when you fly slightly ill.

The flight was actually pretty fun-- in a mad splurge, I decided to make up for my rotten month by splashing out on a business class upgrade, so there I was sipping a Kir and nibbling mcadamia nuts, being waited on hand and foot and thinking to myself, 'darling, the service on British Airways is lovely but their champagne is just TOO too dry for my tastes.' Yes, you can all laugh now. Anyhow, I was brought rudely back to earth by the transfer from Heathrow Terminal 4 to Terminal 1, involving several bus schleps and a wait-on-line-to-enter-holding-pen-to-wait-in-an-even-longer-line security checkpoint. Eccch.

Berlin seems quite different now from when I was here seven years ago. The mad crush of construction everywhere is pretty much finished and it's full of fancy schmancy new buildings. Also, no more shelf toilets-- and for those of you who've been to Germany before and know what I mean, you KNOW that's a big improvement. The RIAS people dragged us from pillar to post this morning, starting with the Reichstag, then a former Stasi prison, and finally a meeting with the transportation minister-- I fell asleep, which I've been told was the most entertaining thing about the meeting. I'm going to write a more official and professional account of the day over at [info]rias2007, so head over there if you wanna hear more. In the meantime, I leave you with this picture of me with one foot in the East and one foot in the West, straddling the inlaid line in the pavement that marks where the Wall used to be.


Comments

[info]sjo wrote:
Oct. 1st, 2007 09:26 pm (UTC)
Lookit that hawt chick straddling the line between east and west!
[info]laughingmagpie wrote:
Oct. 1st, 2007 10:06 pm (UTC)
Way to go on the upgrade! :-)
[info]jessicamelusine wrote:
Oct. 1st, 2007 10:45 pm (UTC)
Whoo hoo! Miss you and have lots of great adventures!
[info]hahathor wrote:
Oct. 1st, 2007 10:50 pm (UTC)
Europe is lucky to have you. And man oh man, are you a babe!
[info]skipernicus wrote:
Oct. 2nd, 2007 03:26 am (UTC)
You are so glamourous
Hurray!
[info]captrenault wrote:
Oct. 2nd, 2007 03:27 am (UTC)
So -- your heart is in the East?
[info]pvcdiva wrote:
Oct. 2nd, 2007 06:46 am (UTC)
upgrade such a good idea...

...I haven't been to Berlin since '87! Definately time to go back - when the credit card has recovered from my last jaunt
[info]artnouveauho wrote:
Oct. 2nd, 2007 09:38 am (UTC)
Fun fact: alcohol drunk at altitude actually tastes drier and sharper... something to do with the way air transmits the flavour, I think.

Glad you made it there safely!
[info]principaltogar wrote:
Oct. 2nd, 2007 09:59 am (UTC)
Excellent photo!

I hope you got your October issue of Viz before leaving. They've added two new characters, Gladstone and Disraeli. Having seen their frying-pan-and-piss-enhanced hijinks, I think, would have made your brief stay on British soil more special.
[info]ancientsong wrote:
Oct. 2nd, 2007 11:30 am (UTC)
Yay that you got there OK.

Can't wait to read the rias adventures.
[info]lizs18 wrote:
Oct. 2nd, 2007 04:54 pm (UTC)
Yay for upgrades! While reading I was thinking to myself, 'Now THAT is how a queen such as Petra should be treated ;)' and then thinking 'reality! How rude!' about your after plane experiences. You are so glamorous, and so exciting and I love seeing you straddling the east and west and hearing about your travels! I visited Germany back in '94 but did not go to a big city, only visited south-western Germany as we passed through from Switzerland and then to France. I don't even remember the town we stayed in, but I do remember seeing the black forest. It was neat, but being from Alaska, I was kind of over it. My fondest memory of Germany is our tour guide telling us about how he didn't even like sour kraut and that made me like him right away.
[info]speedlime wrote:
Oct. 5th, 2007 01:49 am (UTC)
Hee hee! I personally am quite fond of sauerkraut, which is probably a good thing since there's sauerkraut as far as the eye can see around here.

Thank you everyone for your kind comments! I'm glad y'all are enjoying my ramblings... and I'm sure my heart would be in the East if I could figure out where that was. God DAMN this is a big and confusing city! I've learned to look for the Ampelmannchen, the little stop-go dude on the pedestrian signals. He's apparently quite an East German icon, so whenever I see him I know I'm somewhere that was once verboten.
[info]velvetdahlia wrote:
Oct. 10th, 2007 09:35 am (UTC)
Hi there-- I'm Ally, a friend of Liza's. I'm really looking forward to hanging out with you in Whitby!

And, just to keep the comment topical-- what is up with the shelf toilets? My friend who lives in Munich has all these scatological jokes about them. The weird thing is some places I stayed in the Netherlands had them, too.
[info]speedlime wrote:
Oct. 12th, 2007 10:19 pm (UTC)
Dude, I so don't even know what it is with the Germans and shelf toilets. Erica Jong has a funny riff on it in "Fear of Flying," which is practically the only reason to read that book... but I digress. So glad you're coming to Whitby! I can't wait to meet you after all this time!