"It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen."
No bonus points for anyone who knows me if you guessed that! I don't know if this would hit anyone the way it did me, but as a nine-year-old girl growing up in sweltering DC, the idea that April could be both bright and cold-- and clocks could strike thirteen-- was menacing and wrong. And fascinating.

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Here's mine: "Dost thou like what thou dost see?" Granted, it's the first line from the splash page and not from the book itself, but for a tightly-wound teenager, it was world-shaking. At first it was outrageous and blasphemous but after a few seconds my true nature finally kicked in: it was hilarious! And I've never gone back. I think that's when I became an adult.
Thank you, National Lampoon.
I didn't know about the Pamela Des Barres parody. Must hunt it down.
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And, erm, not to be rude, but do I know you? Are you in the PHC?
No you don't know me, i'm not sure i even know me. i just saw your comment on Writer's Block and had to say something. If you get a chance check out 'Question Everything !?!' on my journal (it's my version of writer's block).
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I Love that sentence!