I am assured by
artnouveauho that this is going to be the new Stuff On My Cat.
One pair of dancing shoes
Several sprays of fake orchids
A roll of wrapping paper
A plate and mug that
anigma_i made
A novelty phone shaped like the Enterprise.
A set of vintage speakers
Fake bangs
A box of Hello Kitty bandaids
Two swords
A disassembled steel shelf
A vintage brooch
Fuzzy dice
A broken Christmas cookie painted to look like Carrie all covered in blood
A hot glue gun
A box of old comics and tapes. Yes, tapes.
One fake cherry earring
Why yes, I use my car as storage. Why do you ask?
One pair of dancing shoes
Several sprays of fake orchids
A roll of wrapping paper
A plate and mug that
A novelty phone shaped like the Enterprise.
A set of vintage speakers
Fake bangs
A box of Hello Kitty bandaids
Two swords
A disassembled steel shelf
A vintage brooch
Fuzzy dice
A broken Christmas cookie painted to look like Carrie all covered in blood
A hot glue gun
A box of old comics and tapes. Yes, tapes.
One fake cherry earring
Why yes, I use my car as storage. Why do you ask?

Comments
An automobile is therefore a mobile shed. Some of us are still saving for the mobile home.
Wishing we could stash you in our car for Whitby! It won't be the same without you.
And yes, I did once have Eugene Hutz and two other members of Gogol Bordello in my car, but as you can imagine, there was less junk in the back at that point :)
Hey,